Boyf: well im a very romantic boy so what i would do is buy a limo and have an orgy in the back of it on the way to maccas, once there we would have several hours to fist each other then we would eat maccas fuck some more and go home
btw we would BE fucking on the counter so yeah safe sex is nice hehe ;)
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck